Midget Hate.

Dwarfs, Munchkins, Little People, Hairy Babies... Whatever your preferred nomenclature, midgets are without a doubt mankind's personal little What The Fuck.  And don't get me wrong, I love midgets. My two favorite hobbies are dwarf tossing and tricking my friends into watching midget porn.  But still, there is no denying that midgets are 100% WTF. 

Laugh all you want, $10 says your girlfriend would totally fuck him

I mean, lets take a look at all of mankind's other oddities for comparison- Asians have small penises, cripples can't run up a flight of stairs,  retards can't operate heavy machinery, black people make white people feel uncomfortable, and gay people will never be taken seriously in sports.  But Midgets... Midgets have all five of these fuckin problems, and half of them can't even wipe their own ass.

If ever was an argument strong enough to convince me to convert to Hinduism and accept their belief of reincarnation, it would be the existence of midgets.  These poor souls must have committed atrocities beyond Holocaust level in order to be enslaved for a lifetime in the body of a post-pubescent 6 year old.

Of course Hinduism is batshit insane, so I think I'll gladly stay a proud Witness to our Lord, Jahova, thank you very much.