A new genus of animal has been discovered in the deepest regions of the ocean. These organisms strongly resemble mushrooms both in cap and stalk. These ''magic" mushrooms, if you will, have scientists baffled as to what phylum to categorize them under. Source: IFLScience
The official Humor-ness take on the subject?
Scientists be getting high again. We've already concluded that today's scientists are perpetually tripping balls (see our article on a 2D universe). It now appears that they're at it again. No strangers to psychedelics ourselves, it's pretty apparent to us what happened here:
Scientist one: "Hey, science bro, wanna try these new shrooms I stole from the drug lab?"
Scientist two: "Does Stephen Hawking shit in a bag?!"
----- 2 hours later -----
Scientist one: "Yo science bro, what the quantum physics are you doing in that bathtub?"
Scientist two: "Shhh... The mushrooms are sleeping. They wanted to go back home to the ocean where they belong. They said I could join them in their mushroom kingdom!"
Scientist one: "Whoa."
If that isn't exactly how it went down, we here at Humor-ness will gladly eat our journalistic integrity.
