kid gets shot with pellet gun

This gun was loaded with only a home made dart, but don't get disappointed just yet, shit fuckin hurts

Issue #1 of The Column That Will Save Your Life

"Know Thy Enemy"

Make no mistake about it, the enemy is out there... everywhere out there.  In fact, there are probably no less than 1,000 separate entities conspiring to cause you pain and suffering this very instant (roughly twelve of which are right behind you).

This guy is actually the least frightening of them all.